Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Williamsburg

A Brad Saville Picture

“Monty”

Posted by admin On October - 24 - 2008

 MONTY

Age: 25

Artistic Shtick: ACTOR 

 

Out of college, Monty first moved to New York City from the WASP-infested tornado-plains of Northwestern Ohio with wily, optimistic eyes, miniscule life-experience, and the dream of becoming an actor.  After getting a job as a waiter, he enrolled in HB Studio and felt that he was rapidly on his way.  He began getting paid-work in Urban, straight-to-DVD, B-movies.  Though the gigs were paid, Monty began to regret them as this became his main source of income, and the actor’s worst dream had become true: he was type-cast.  Coming home from a series of horrible auditions one afternoon, he found his new house-cleaner, a delicate Slovakian tulip named Adella.  They began talking; talking led to kissing; kissing led to coitis; coitis led to sodomy; and, as it sometimes does, sodomy led to marriage.  Monty is still a fixture of the Urban B-Movie world, though he as of recently has engaged in Off-Broadway theatre to satisfy his creative needs.       

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